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[Exit from aldilà]

I can't remember the last time I played a platformer with controls that feel this awful. It's like the floor is made of ice, yet aerial control is excessively tight. And checkpoints are infrequent. I gave up on like the third or fourth level. Also the English is terrible.

[Recontra]

This is only your second game here and I already knew it was you from the style and the writing

[Fruity Tower]

Pretty good, but way too easy. I didn't get hit once on the final boss. Too much of the time was spent walking to the stairs after killing all the enemies. Also I lost my connection or something because I stopped getting awarded medals sometime before I got to floor 30... Would be nice if it'd resubmit when loading the game.

[Pimbo's Pudding Panic]

the text adventure was funny and promising but holy balls the platforming physics are just awful

[Lunatic Lane]

holy hell the stuttering. i can't play this.

[Juurru]

I"ll just have to imagine how good this game is because I can't see anything with the dark low contrast.

[Nutbuster (✨THE CANCELLED UPDATE ✨)]

literally how do you damage sack's second phase

ChalTheChalk responds:

By parrying ofc

[Marshmallow Ninjas]

The controls and physics are far too sharp for the kind of coordination required, especially with one player.

[Rolus in the Outskirts]

I can't figure out what to do next - I can't find a way past the mousetraps in the building, and I can't find the "tube of lube". I like the style so far though.

My main feedback is I think the controls would be improved if you always strafe while holding the shoot button. I always press the strafe button every time I shoot anyway. If you wanted to change direction you could easily stop holding the button for just a moment.

Wasabiheat responds:

both rooms with mousetraps also have something in them that can be pushed around, give that a try. You may need a special item to access one of them though. (also, don't worry about that lube tube, it's not necessary to complete the demo)

[Pixel Mania!]

I have to wait for a minute every time i die? Screw this. I could tolerate the repetitiveness and complete lack of any kind of originality if the rest of the game was playable.

blit-blat responds:

Not sure what you mean, sorry. Where are you dying and why are you waiting? There shouldn’t be any big delay like that.