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Recent Movie Reviews

4 Movie Reviews

yes use it for your games

I'd say it seems you still can make an animation after 6 years. The gore is a bit out of place though... Be sure to put it on YouTube before some dingus steals it.

CalebJordan360 responds:

Lolol Yeah it'll be on YouTube soon. I just wanted Newgrounds to have it first.

I cannot make myself rate this 5 stars because it causes me an indescribable mental agony to watch

By the way, don't forget to put this on YouTube, my powers of precognition tell me it'll be a hit

Recent Game Reviews

161 Game Reviews

silly

at no point did i fully understand the plot or the level geometry, but it was a most enjoyable experience nonetheless

silly

you often get stuck at the tops of flat walls going upwards, which is a problem

silly

there's a discord? i can't find it

silly

Badly scuffed bounce physics. Which way the ball will bounce is effectively unpredictable, and the faster it gets, the worse it gets. This game pretty rapidly devolves into a game of chance where you hope that the ball doesn't shoot right by you and spazz out and destroy half the floor. A brick-breaker game absolutely needs predictable physics, especially one this fast.

it's mostly good, but the phase intros aren't skippable, the third phase has too much HP, there ought to be health bars in general (or at least some indication of how much progress you're making), and, most critically, why on god's green earth would you make the controls X and spacebar???

Recent Audio Reviews

7 Audio Reviews

I don't pretend to know all about synthetic composing, but it sounds like the plugins are worth it and you make good use of them. This is the sort of thing I would love to use in my project, but unfortunately it's still partially recognizable as Pokémon themes. Do you think you'll do original compositions in this style?

My favorite is DISILLUSION MARKET. it has a cool beat and melody and "small children: destroy on sight" is such a lyric

Shai-P responds:

Wouldn't mind if Shoes put that up separate. It's a neat lil track indeed!

Very important question: what is that voice saying at 1:41?

Preds responds:

Whew Hyeanedon added that, and this was years ago, but I think it says "don't stop it" ? Maybe, it's probably just gibberish :P

Recent Art Reviews

26 Art Reviews

holy shit you're back

Is she disintegrating or integrating?

cute minecraft bee might jack off to it later

Play my games, they're okay

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