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yes use it for your games

I'd say it seems you still can make an animation after 6 years. The gore is a bit out of place though... Be sure to put it on YouTube before some dingus steals it.

CalebJordan360 responds:

Lolol Yeah it'll be on YouTube soon. I just wanted Newgrounds to have it first.

I cannot make myself rate this 5 stars because it causes me an indescribable mental agony to watch

By the way, don't forget to put this on YouTube, my powers of precognition tell me it'll be a hit

Recent Game Reviews

139 Game Reviews

This is maybe the worst game I've played on this site in a while, but I'll try to be constructive.

First, the look and feel. If it didn't have the Unity preloader and logo, I'd think it was made in Scratch. Despite the at least okay quality of the characters and sex scenes, everything else just looks like shit, there's no other way to put it. The first thing you see is a main menu with tiny buttons with tiny text and tons of empty space. It doesn't get any better in the actual gameplay, with no shadows, no animations apart from a repetitive walk cycle, mismatched pixel art scenery, no visual effects, no sound effects, and boring unfitting music.

Second, a kiting simulator where your attacks go the direction you're facing is clunky as hell to play, requiring you to turn around as your attack goes off cooldown, which is real pain not helped by the cooldown indicators being too small to see. If you're set on making the game one-handed you should make it auto-aim. Or use a death vs. monstars style strafe if you really want aiming to be manual. For the beginning, at least. I find the strategy is to get an actually usable attack as quick as possibly, like the heart stride or the flog, in order to ditch the useless whip.

Third, using AI art is bad. Even if it's a small part of the game. And even if you're totally going to replace it later trust me bro. There's a saying: "nothing is so permanent as a temporary solution". Using blank colors, or something you scribble in MS Paint in ten seconds is better. At least it serves as a reminder that you actually need to go back and replace it instead of letting you get complacent in benefiting from that sickening affront to artists' rights.

Spacedo responds:

Damn

I mean, it's a free game. It's my first game. It's just a project I'm making on the side. I don't think artists would care that my sub-par ai art is being given out for free. Artists make quality art, ai makes dog art that is full of mistakes.

In the games current state it has its issues. Everything in the game is practically placeholder and subject to change. I just wanted to learn how to make games and create something I'd want to play myself in the process. All of the objects, animations, backdrops, etc. are subject to change.

There have been many people who see that, and see this game for what it is. There are others who simply want to shit all over it because it has ai attached to it in any form.

It is what it is, in the end I hope to make this game something fun and worth playing in a year or so. And that's what matters to me.

Also, the whip being a bad weapon is intentional game design. Vampire survivors also starts this way, so the players want to branch out and try different weapon types. Unlocking new starting weapons.

w h y i s t h e t e x t s p e e d s o s l o w

it would be a lot better if the levels had music, and if the score didn't take so unreasonably long to count up at the end of the levels, or if the game was in general interesting

Recent Audio Reviews

7 Audio Reviews

I don't pretend to know all about synthetic composing, but it sounds like the plugins are worth it and you make good use of them. This is the sort of thing I would love to use in my project, but unfortunately it's still partially recognizable as Pokémon themes. Do you think you'll do original compositions in this style?

My favorite is DISILLUSION MARKET. it has a cool beat and melody and "small children: destroy on sight" is such a lyric

Tritnew responds:

Wouldn't mind if Shoes put that up separate. It's a neat lil track indeed!

Very important question: what is that voice saying at 1:41?

Preds responds:

Whew Hyeanedon added that, and this was years ago, but I think it says "don't stop it" ? Maybe, it's probably just gibberish :P

Recent Art Reviews

24 Art Reviews

cute minecraft bee might jack off to it later

full story when?

ooh, will you do full color versions of these like the shirt one?

MLeth responds:

I will!

Play my games, they're okay

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